Backyard

So if you sit down to dinner on one of these chairs -- the kind with the outdoor cushion -- what do you do when you realize the cushion is wet?

This is not a hypothetical question -- this actually happened to me! (I know, incredible, right?) I decided that once my butt was wet, there was no going back, so I just sat it out.

None of the three other people on cushions mentioned wet butts. I think they would have confessed, so I've go to think that I was just unlucky. Or maybe I'm hanging out with a bunch of liars.

I'd say it's about 50-50.